A few weeks ago I got an email from somewhere entitled "Totally Weird Baby Products". Brace yourself as I share my favorites.
The Bathroom Baby Harness
I seriously can't even imagine using this. It amazes me what people spend money on.
The Placenta Brooch
Hey, I love a good brooch as much as the next gal. And I love a healthy well-functioning placenta. But put together? Maybe not.
The Toddler Urinal
Not. In. My. House.
The Breastfeeding Simulator
Or, you could just go ahead and breastfeed your baby.
The Fetus Necklace
I guess this would be one way to announce a pregnancy?
The Toddler Changing Table
Is this child not of potty-training age?
The Birth Doll
I'm a sex education teacher and even I think this is weird. Be thankful I didn't post the one that was very anatomically correct.
What's your fave? Does anyone own up to using these products?
I love the door hook thingy...the birth doll is funny too!!
ReplyDeleteWell, the breastfeeding simulator would be more for the adoptive parents if they wanted to go that route.
ReplyDeleteOh my word! I can't decide which one is funniest. lol.
ReplyDeleteWell, I can see why someone invented stairs for a changing table. My kids all climbed stairs before walking. But at that point I just used the floor for changing them.
ReplyDeleteThe fetus necklace is disgusting!
I actually think the door hanging child is a good idea, because where do you put the baby when you gotta go, but the rest... oh dear.
ReplyDeleteThe only thing that I can think that would be useful is the urinal, because Caleb is WAY more interested in peeing outside than he is inside, and its too cold out for that business! After all, the dog and Daddy do it!
ReplyDeleteUmm. . you just wait and see. . . a little boy peeing in your house can be a little . . .errr. . mis-guided, to put it lightly. :) I would LOVE a urinal! LOL! Did I just write that?
ReplyDeleteIf I lived in the city and used a lot of public restrooms, I would invest in that one. But, otherwise, what. the. heck.
i know some people who have the birth dolls! i have a lot of very crunchy friends online. i can see it maybe being a useful tool if you're going to do a homebirth with your toddlers around or whatever.
ReplyDeleteif you want to bottle feed your baby like she's breastfed, why use a contraption? just snuggle with your baby while you give him a bottle!
i could really use the toddler changing table though! it's hard for me to lift M up and he doesn't like being changed on the floor.
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